The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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