your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it's like iHOP with fire
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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