She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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