just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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