You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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