I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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