On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i drank out of a bidet.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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