did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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