Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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