she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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