On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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