Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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