have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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