It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
how drunk are you?
Several
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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