Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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