Moan for me like Helen Keller
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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