i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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