u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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