He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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