Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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