I wannas sexs uuuuu
Where is the hickey?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you traded sex for a burrito?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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