piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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