FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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