Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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