Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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