so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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