Having a random hookup so left but love u
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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