I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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