You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
It's just like the Real World with babies
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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