Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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