I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Randomize
