can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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