the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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