I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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