I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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