I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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