Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Actions speak louder than pants.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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