I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
