Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
