you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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