You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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