brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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