I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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