you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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