How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Why is your signature on my underwear?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
you inspire me to be a worse person
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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