4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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