i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
