How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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