i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I still have a little drunk in my system
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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