You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize
